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For those that think the 2014 Astros have not improved.

Astros County (Masked Marvel) — A few days ago (Game 123), the Astros reached the heady plateau of 51 wins, which would not be a significant number if the Astros hadn't won 51 games last year.  The Astros equalled that win...
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From the Office of the County Clerk - G125: Astros at Red Sawx

Astros County (Masked Marvel) — This matchup pitted Collin McHugh (5-9, 3.08) versus Joe Kelly (0-0, 2.08), and came in a day game which was the final episode in a four game series between Houston and Boston.  Boston was...
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From the Office of the County Clerk - G123: Astros @ Red Sox

Astros County (Cockroach) — Dallas Keuchel (10-8, 3.07) vs Clay Buchholz (5-7, 5.99) First of all, the rumors of my exile to Weiland Island are... actually not all that exaggerated at all. But I escaped (sea turtles,...
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Cups of Coffee: John Paciorek

Astros County (Astros County) — This is the second in a series of posts about Astros players in franchise history who played in one career Major League game. The first post was the sad tale of Jay Dahl .  John...
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Friday Morning Hot Links

Astros County (Astros County) — Blow off work on this Friday morning and circle the verbs in each of the following articles: *Roger Clemens was inducted into the Red Sox Hall of Fame (which includes Whitey Bulger, Leonardo...
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From the Office of the County Clerk - G122: Astros at Red Sox

Astros County (Masked Marvel) — This game needs to be written about, despite the crushing 9-4 loss.  The Astros flat dominated for the first half of the game, then, like a slow-motion car-wreck, the game imploded in the...
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The Astros County Ice Bucket Challenge

Astros County (Astros County) — The fine folks at the Crawfish Boxes challenged Astros County to the Ice Bucket...Challenge. So here it is.
  • 5 days ago
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What is happening to Jesse Crain, or, That's a nice rehab, Jesse Crain

Astros County (Astros County) — In no way do I want to minimize the injury or rehab of Jesse Crain. This is to simple draw attention to the timeline of Jesse Crain over the last 15 months. (Full Disclosure: I said on an...
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From the Office of the County Clerk - G121: Astros versus Twins

Astros County (Masked Marvel) — Kyle Gibson (10-9, 4.13) versus Brett Oberholtzer (4-7, 4.05) There is a saying in this part of the world: "it's Sydney or the bush".  I could write a few words in explanation here,...
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From the Office of the County Clerk - G120: Astros versus Twins

Astros County (Masked Marvel) — The last time Collin McHugh faced the Twins was in Minnesota in early June.  That marked the second or third outing with his blister / fingernail avulsion problems that ended up sending him...
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Monday Morning Hot Links

Astros County (Astros County) — *" Jerome Williams has two arms and can throw a ball 60 feet, 6 inches, which makes him a perfect fit for the Phillies rotation." *The Astros left runners on 2nd and 3rd in two innings...
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PreStros Morning Report: August 10

Astros County (Astros County) — TL;DR *Astros Affiliates went 4-2 on the day *Asher Wojciechowski and Paul Clemens got lit up by Iowa in a 10-2 loss. *Mark Appel gave up 4ER in 5IP (but with 7K:1BB!) in a Corpus loss. *Brian...
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From the Hospital Where the County Clerk is Residing - G118: Astros versus Rangers

Astros County (Masked Marvel) — Cockroach has been rushed to mystery illness hospital, so I am assisting with a quick game recap tonight.  This was the night that the Astros were going to complete their sweep, with their ...
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From the Office of the County Clerk - G117: Astros v. Rangers

Astros County (Masked Marvel) — The Astros County writing staff have been decimated at the moment, with Cockroach down with a mystery illness; the Constable struggling with holidays, moving and stuff; Batguy trying to hack into...
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From the Office of the County Clerk - G116: Astros v. Rangers

Astros County (Cockroach) — The County Clerk is still feeling under the weather, so no #hawttakes from the sleep-deprived, fever-addled brain tonight. But the Astros beat the Rangers 4-3, so that helps.
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Friday Morning Hot Links

Astros County (Astros County) — Here are a few things with which you can destroy a Friday morning at work... *HEY! Here's a plan that would turn CSN Houston into Root Sports Houston, co-owned by AT&T and DirecTV. The Astros...
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From the Office of the County Clerk - G115: Astros @ Phillies

Astros County (Cockroach) — The County Clerk is calling in sick tonight, but here's what you need to know: cHRis Carter is a boss (2x 2-run HR). So is Collin McHugh (7 IP, 1 ER). But the bullpen - tonight Josh Fields and...
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From the Office of the County Clerk - G114: Astros @ Phillies

Astros County (Cockroach) — Brad Peacock (3-7, 4.93) vs David Buchanan (5-5, 4.40) So much for pitching well. Brad Peacock returned from OKC (again) to take the rotation spot of the dear departed Jarred Cosart, and...
  • 13 days ago
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From the Office of the County Clerk - G113: Astros @ Phillies

Astros County (Cockroach) — Dallas Keuchel (10-7, 2.97) vs Kyle Kendrick (5-11, 4.92) One qualification to that "pitching well" observation: Even when you pitch well, you still need at least some offense to win....
  • 14 days ago
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From the Office of the County Clerk - G112: Astros v. Blue Jays

Astros County (Cockroach) — Marcus Stroman (7-2, 3.03) vs Scott Feldman (4-8, 4.39) Here's is my piercing, in-depth analysis: When the Astros pitch well, they're actually pretty good. No Astros starter has allowed...
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